Some stupid crazy paparazzis was caught breaking into Brad and Angela’s house. How dumb can you be? Of course they got caught because can you image the security on that house?! They dressed in camo to get in, well there is your problem. They don’t like the woods! But even so if they got into the house and taken all these pictures, when they are released they would get arrested because the shots are from inside the house! This entire plan was idiotic. I cant image the people sitting down thinking, “yes, this is a great plan and we should never get caught or in trouble.” HA! people always surprise me with how dumb they can be, I hope there are more people like this just so I can have much more things to write about.

Andy Dick was at a bar where there was a 17 year old girl that was outside and Andy walked up to her where he grabbed her shirt and bra and pulled them down exposing her breasts. The cops came and found some mary j in the his pocket right next to some xanax as he was heavily intoxicated. I personally think this is really funny because Andy Dick is so ridiculous! Of course he does drugs I mean look at him and the fact that he was intoxicated and pulled down this girls shirt reminds me of young kids getting drunk for the first time because it makes them really horny and they do those kind of things. Well we all knew Andy is a big kid but now we know he doesn’t get any action at home because he was on the 17 year old! Another strange thing is the fact that the 17 year old got into the bar…hmmmm…thats strange.

America is retarded because on the last episode of Americas Best Dance Crew, which I love the show until now, the bottom two crews were super crew and supreme soul. There are still 5 dance crews left and these two are the best ones there are! For some insight, super crew has the best b boy 3 time champion, and two other guys that are 2 time champion b boy partners. Two weeks ago a guy performed a move that only four people in the world can do, yet they got voted in the bottle two! Supreme Sole battled Jabbawockeez, last years winnner, and they beat them! However, because America is dumb Supreme Sole got knocked off the show. Even the judges said this was a huge mistake and that America messed up. If America was a guy I would kick him in the nuts!

The anticipation for Transformers 2 is unbearable even though we got another solid year until it comes out but it is going to awesome! During the filming there was a fire that broke out in the house that Shia was acting in. It wasn’t a large fire and fortunately nobody was hurt during this accident. The firefighters did their part as Shia, as well as the other cast memebers and crew, stood from a distance and left it up to them. I hope they got Meghan Fox out there immediate because I would do unforgivable things to be with her. She made a name for herself from the last one and she is half the reason I cant wait for the sequel!

Jeniffer Lopez is now in preparation for a triathalon in October. She is doing a lot of exercise and work into this. However, her husband, Mark Anthony will not be with her in this rather just coaching her on the sidelines saying he is supporting her 100%. Mark should get off his butt and do this with her because what else does he have to do that is better for him. He has been dead for the last decade. As for J.Lo I think exercise is always a great thing for a person to do and I bet she will have her biggest edge on the swimming because her butt is just going to float her right to the top and she could just push around all the other contestants. So if she starts with swimming she will have a great edge and if she ends I would expect a big comeback.

Steven Page, the Barenaked Ladies lead singer, was arrested in New York for possession of controlled substance and he admitted that it was cocaine. There is currently a 10,000 dollar post bail for him but he still pleads not guilty even though he told him that it was indeed cocaine. His band mates also support him and say they are going to strongly contest this arrest. They don’t say what the cocaine was doing there so I find this very suspicious and the Barenaked Ladies always had some crazy lyrics and music so I really don’t find this to be crazy shocking and if he is arrested well…so be it, that is what happens.

Heidi Montag is hoping to go on the presidential run in McCain. She had lunch with his daughter and apparently they are good friends. I think this is the most ridiculous things I have ever came across. Who does she think is, and why of all the people in the nation would McCain pick her? Is this because she is friends with his daughter, apparently that is a good enough reason for Montag. I just don’t think that McCain has got the message though. She is reality television star only because is a b**** and she was friends and roommates with Lauren Conrad. Without her she would be nothing, a nobody and that is how I see her right now because there is nothing she does that makes her respectful and anything. Get her out of here!

Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz just got married and they have a baby girl due on October 31st…scaryyyy. Pete was excited when he found out about the due date of his girl. In fact he is so excited he is sewing clothes on for the baby girl. This should be very easy for him to do because he himself wears girls clothes like his pants. No man with family jewels can breathe in womans pants. Based on his style right now, I cant imagine what he comes out with. The poor kid has no idea what she is getting herself into and its a shame the kid has no choice. But with Pete sewing the baby clothes you don’t have to wonder who wears the pants in this relationship.

Jennifer Murray has filed a divorce and assault charges against Bill Murray. They have been married for 10 years now and have four kids together. This is just horrible news but here are some things that were said in court by the complainant Jennifer Murray that Bill Murray has done:

“adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

It was at the Sullivan’s Island home, according to the complaint, that Murray allegedly abused his wife in November 2007. The six-page court filing says Murray “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’ “

Jennifer is looking to get a restraining order as well as 7 million dollars of the cash flow from the divorce.

There is a picture of Hulk Hogan touching his daughter Brook on the butt by rubbing in some lotion. Many people may think this may be nothing worth talking about but I think this is gross! Hulk Hogan is obsessed with his daughter and has huge controlling and letting go issues with her. But for him to rub lotion on her butt is completely unnecessary. Someone else should be doing that like…uhmmm…oh yeah Brooke! You can reach that spot so why is he doing that for her? I honestly don’t want to think about it at all so Ill just leave the image for everyone to ponder over it. Good luck sleeping tonight.